Idle Effect #21A…”Logan-Berry Dreams and Wolverine Skies”

March 13, 2017

Yes...you guessed it...this episode Chuck & Jer review "Logan"...the story of mutant turned chauffeur James Howlett...who regularly "treks" down to Mexico to help take care of...uh...ooops...this is a spoiler review by the way.  Also in this episode...Chuck gets his "Greek" on...Jer attends not one but TWO car auctions!...wha what?...i know!...crazy..right?!  The "Trailer Talk" is insane...the "News" is hard hitting...and the "Geek Announcements"??...well let's just say you might want to have a paper towel or two on hand before you tune in...perhaps some Windex as well.  The boys serve up their Top 10 Live Albums of all Time!...which reminds me...do you know the title of Wolverine's favorite live album?  Well it's *"Adam Antium..LIVE for 200 Years" of course...BOOM!  Oh yeah baby...that's why we get paid the big bucks.  Enjoy everyone!  (*disclaimer..Jer White had no previous knowledge nor was he involved in any way, shape or form with the "crafting" of that last joke...nor does he condone it's use)

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Idle Effect #20…”Are You Ready For Some Fooseball?”

February 5, 2017

You'll have to listen to the episode in order to get the inside / independent joke in the title...but then why wouldn't you listen?  Chuck & Jer are gearing up for the big game by barely talking about it...but there's no "unnecessary roughness" when they recap where they've been...Jer "blindsides" with a new "bump and run" Bathroom Adventure while Chuck runs out the clock (truer words have never been spoken) with some "gridiron" Geek Announcements.  We've got "no huddle" News and go "man-to-man" while comparing our NFL Mt. (Rush)more lists...does the "Boz" make the cut?...uh...probably not...but hey..."We're not here to start no trouble...we're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!  So go "Red right slot 20 pull trap bravo 372 Y stick banana option...on 1...break!...ready!...set!...set hut!...hut!...HIKE!! (do any Quarterbacks actually say "hike" anymore?) Sorry if we "fumbled" a little on this episode description...it was a bit "rushed".  (don't worry...the "Pun Police" have been notified and are on their way) AND...( the "quotation" key on our keyboard no longer functions) Enjoy! Go Falcons!

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Idle Effect #19…”Idle Turns Uno”

January 12, 2017

That means 1 year in the can for those of you that don't speak Spanish or Italian...or Corsican...or Klingon...or...the point being...it's The Idle Effect's 1st anniversary and Chuck & Jer finally act their age as they recall their holiday hijinks and rank their top 10 movies from 2016.  There's geek announcements and news of course...and Chuck even gives Jer a "blast" from their past...don't worry...there were plenty of paper towels and sawdust on hand.  And hey...what would a 1st year celebration be without a colossal tech glitch?  See if you can spot the anything but inconspicuous Easter Egg "WTF just happened!" moment.  Our maiden voyage has ended and we look ahead to the new year and a 2nd season for The Idle Effect!  Join us...won't you?  Heh...he said "Maiden" dude.  Eddie! Eddie!

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Idle Effect #18…”A New Ho Ho Hope” (yeah…we know…right franchise…wrong movie)

December 21, 2016

On the 18th Episode of The Idle Effect Chuck & Jer gave to you...(at least) 5 GOLDEN LAUGHS!!!...4 Geek Announcements...3 Top 10 Lists...2 bites of News...and a spoiler filled "Rogue One" review! (sorry...fresh outta' partridges)  So whether you've been nice or oh so naughty...it's time to let us deck your halls...trim your tree...jingle your bells...come down your chimney...fill your stocking (with care...of course)...spread some cheer...and...well... we're sure you get the idea...what we're trying to say here is IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!...and we've got something special in our sack just for you! (sorry...that was the last one...we promise)

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Idle Effect #17…”The Passion of the Cast”

December 7, 2016

In this ultra stellar mondo premium episode Jer comes close to owning a piece of American Comedy History and shows how being "Cool Dad" sometimes comes at a price...Chuck meets a Las Vegas icon and explains why he's mad as hell at the cost of concert going and he's...well...probably gonna continue to take it in the proverbial concession ass!  We've got Trailer Talk, Geek Announcements and a look at what's coming down the pike for comic book movies in 2017.  This episode promises to be the most plush, luxurious episode ever...and more fun then a Tijuana abortion during the Trump presidency!!...Enjoy!!!

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Idle Effect #16…”Dr. Strangebrew”

November 13, 2016

It's the eve of dysfunction...the "Donald" is our new pres-elect...so Chuck & Jer chime in...and of course...a spoiler review and breakdown of Marvel's "Doctor Strange" that's "magically delicious"...there's News...Geek Announcements...and laughs galore.  We even "squeeze out" a brand new "Bathroom Adventure"...but this time it's Chuck at the center of a tall tale from the toilet.  Jer scores from way down town (BANG!) in this episode's "List"...and gives some solid bathing advice...so you should really check it out! (YOUR NAUGHTY BITS MAY DEPEND ON IT!!)...(no "parentheses" or "quotation marks" were harmed in the making of this summary)...enjoy. 

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Idle Effect #15…”Welcome To My Nightclub”

October 22, 2016

Halloween is the theme (mostly) as Chuck recounts glorious days of Halloween past...Jer wonders about the land of the "undead" in Star Wars...also...the boys have returned from Sin City where they were "tricked" into paying for free parking and "treated" themselves to a buffet (that last line was fucking weak...we know)...hear all about their eerie escapades and haunting hijinks as well as some ghoulish geek announcements...un-nerving news...and a terrifying top 10 list that will freeze your soul...it's The Idle Effect episode 15 kids...enter if you dare! (cue gratuitously long evil laugh) Hahahaha...Ah hahahahahaha...Ahh hahahahahaha...Ahh hahahahahaha...hahahaha...Ah hahahahahaha...Ah hahahaha!!! (Vincent Price would be proud)

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Idle Effect #14…”A Good Day to Pod Hard”

October 13, 2016

It's all talk once again for the guys...but that is what you came here for...right?  Jer tells tales of his visit to Long Beach Comic-Con...Chuck speaks of a "good 'ol boy" that wasn't fond of his T-shirt...Jer vocalizes about his casino escapade with the gays { not what you're thinking..no really..it's not) ...Chuck articulates about barely breaking even on an eBay sale...there's news...geek announcements...and even more chatter, gabbing, discussion, blah blah blah and conversing than you can imagine (all high quality top shelf stuff...we assure you) ...and it all kicks off with a gripping, inspirational (meandering) and heartfelt P.S.A. from Chuck...go ahead...try not to enjoy...we dare you!  Kisses.

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Idle Effect #13…”Downward Facing Gorn”

September 17, 2016
So the long wait has ended and we finally got to see "Yoga Hosers"...so anyway...how 'bout them Cubs...eh?  In this episode Chuck gets weirded out by the internet and finds himself dining next to a porn star..... (which is much different than dining ON a porn star...that's a whole different show).....or is it?  Jer can't turn away from a complete train wreck in.....(like there was ever any doubt).....a public restroom. We've got news (of a sort)...geek announcements and banter galore right here on the luckiest of the baker's dozen...Episode #13 of The Idle Effect!  Have some...won't you?  Thank you. 
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Idle Effect #12…”Gigli Squad”…(a.k.a.”The Dirtiest of the Dozen”)

August 18, 2016

Ok...so maybe it wasn't that bad...but on this episode...Chuck N' Jer discuss how the DC Cinematic Universe still has ample room for improvement...Full disclosure on where we've been for the last month or so...and yes...another installment of "Jer's Bathroom Adventures"...Some trailer talk...Geek announcements...an appearance by Kevin Smith (sorta'...kinda')...and just the right amount of other "stuff" to round out this...the 12th Episode...of The Idle Effect!...("we heard you missed us...we're back!...we brought our pencils!...give us sumthin' to write on man!)                     ((we don't feel turdy?!))        

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